Women are from the Dark Side of Mars

Women are from the Dark Side of Mars - The Conquest

Seems note inspiration comes from cheerful banter with those more endowed with Shakespearean knowledge than I, but hence forth I spew the words that come from within more like a geyser and not like a volcano. This is a hilarious note so the opinions expressed in this note are not beliefs held by the author.

Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus is how it started. Me thinketh not, but also take it that women are from the dark side of mars with a lot of desolation, vegetation so sparse that they set out to conquer the light which is inhabited by men, simple creatures with few needs.

When the female from the darkside conquers the male, they aim to suck and drain the life force out of them and hence into eneternal slavery the male is drawn.

[This part contains contributions by Brandii N Juice]

“I suffer not the darkness of soul but the unpredictability of what is to come . So that maketh me dangerous” sayeth the female Queen.

The enslaved males retort “The darkness of the soul comes not from the thoughts and acts therein but from lack of exposure to the beautiful light that is exuded by thee from the light side of Mars.

Once thine soul is toucheth by the light, the veil of darkness shall be banished and henceforth retreat into the darkest crevices until such a day as a dark deed need be performed”

In a loud thundering voice the Queen utters to the sky”U speaketh of dark deeds as if the were kin to thee!! I knowest but little of dark deeds, not much more than most men as hast been told. Perchance, Women are no less darker than men, as the as th former is but a mirror of the latter!

Thou speakest that which is not true..that men cometh from the light side of Mars. If such a side existeh percahance”

A wise old man, frail in gait walks forth ahead of the crowd, sayeth in a singsong, almost sad, but calm and slow, he donneth a tune unbeknown to all as the final words of a fallen race “It sure does exist as shown by the simple minded nature of the creatures, no calculation just food and drink on their minds.

In order to satisfy the unknown needs of the female they are forced into slavery of a kind unknown since they have to anticipate and learn beings that do change their minds more often than the weather or a chameleon walking over a field covered with flower petals”

The final words from the Queen, “Aaaaaaah thou speakest that which is not true!!

U speakest then to a being superior to the one beknowest to thee!! I but can not settle for mere nourishment!! As we come down in frustration!!”.

Then the female horde rushes down the mountain and the slaughter and enslavement begins to this day is the world that we live in.